pleatedjeans:

via

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet